MANJA LOVES POOJA!!

DISCLAIMER : All the characters appearing in this blog are for real and there has been no exaggerations either for the comic effect or whatsoever.

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So this was one lonely night.Time was around 9.30 pm.Location :Somewhere in Jayanagar 4th 'T' block.Dont ask me what i had gone to do there,but this true story starts from here.Standing in the bus stand waiting for the bus to majestic i was seeing if there were any other co-bus-waiters with whom i can spend the waiting time talking to.

Suddenly a young man who looked like the typical Kannada film mass hero- you know a slim,bearded,tanned and macchu(long sword) weilding hero spewing dialogues like "When God is silent he is violent",came there.

So as he came and stood next to me,with a look on the face that was slightly scary(come to think of it,even if he had stood there with a blank expression,i would still have been scared),i became more conscious.Correcting my shirt and pant i stood more firm hoping he wasn't the person i was dreading.

10 minutes passed by,and yet there was no sign of the bus.He came bit more nearer.At that exact time,my mobile rang,i was afraid to even remove it outside,what if he had come to steal it away!!.I had bought a new mobile barely a week back,i dint want it to be stolen so fast that too in broad streetlight.I dint pick up the call.He came more nearer.

I was catching my shirt collar now.After all idu nanna sheeladdu savaal agittu.(it was matter of my modesty).

Then he suddenly asked

"Majestic ge bus illi barat alva(the bus to Majestic comes here right?)",i nodded to affirm that.

Our wait ended,as a blue coloured bus came soon.Majestic was the last stop.I got a window seat,and the mass hero(Lets call the mass hero as Manja) came and sat next to me.He took out his N91 and i was instantly embarrassed to not have taken out my mobile which was several thousands lesser than that.

As usual i put on my headphones and was listening to a song.Just then Manja started speaking in a loud tone.

I was not interested as to what he was speaking and increased the volume in my mobile.Then in the next stop Manja's friend (lets name him shivu) entered the bus and the two were like a house on fire.Due to the ruckus they created,i could no longer hear to the songs.

Shivu : "Yen illi?" ( What you doing here?)

Manja : "Illa T block alli evening college seriddini"  (I have joined evening college in T block)

Shivu : "Shivaji nagar inda illi tanka bartya sisya" (You travel so far from shivaji nagar?)

Manja : "College bere yavdu sikilla sisya" ( i dint get any other college disciple)

Then Shivu asked "Mathe Maga neenna dove yen madthale"(Dude what does your bird do?)

Now this sentence excited me into attention.I wanted to hear what Manja says,what was his love story all about etc.So i switched off the song in my mobile,kept my headphones on and eavesdroppped on their conversation.And why eavesdrop,because i knew i would get another reason to mock the whole concept of immature love once again.

Manja : "Yaav doveo?Poojana,Rekhana?" (Which bird man?Pooja or Rekha?")

Shivu : "JP Nagar alli idavlappa" (The one who stays in J.P.Nagar)

Manja : "Poojana?? yen naditha illa guru,Fathers day dina avar dyaddy avlathra mathu thakondnaante,nanna meet agbardu andnante (Pooja? nothing is going on with her man,Her Dyaddy took oath from her on Father's Day that she  wont meet me again)

Shivu : "Avan Ammun, avinge yen hidthittu roga" (His bloody mother,what disease had he got?)

Shivu was clearly angry that his dear friend's bird was flying away.

Shivu : Avru Brahmins alva maga, thika ganchali jasthi avrige ,eega yenante avaldu?" ( They are Brahmins right,they have lot of cockyness in the butt,so what will she do now?)

Manja : "Yen illa sisya,matter kayyi ache hogide,aval ajji,phone maddre receive madolla,nangu mind thirgbitre gothalla" ( Nothing disciple,matter has gone out of hand,her bloody grandmother,doesnt receive call when i phone her also,and when my mind turns,you know right?)

Shivu : "So eega Rekha steady na?avlu JP Nagar alva?" (So are u steady with Rekha now?Doesnt she also live in JP Nagar?)

Manja : "Hoon maga,avloo JP ne,adre Pooja first love maga,nenpu maryokke agtha illa"

(Pooja is my first love man,i cant forget her)

Just then Manja receives a call.By the looks of it,it seems to be from second dove aka bird Rekha.

And now Manja's tone has suddenly transformed into Mungaru Male Ganesh's.Very softly

Manja : "Hi Honey,darling ninde nenpu madkontha ide,Shivu nu sikhidda,mathadtha idvi,so yen darling matteru?"

(Hi Honey,Darling i was remembering you only,I met Shivu also,so darling whats the matter?)

The girl on the other hand had told him something,it seemed as  though she was telling that she was having problems in her home.

Manja was not able to hear her voice properly,so he switched on the loudspeaker.

Rekha : "Maneli neenu valentines day kotthid card annanige siktu,thumba baydro,"

(My elder brother got the card you gave me on valentines day,they scolded me a lot)

Manja : "Yeshte meter avnige,yerdu kodbeka kelu?"

(How much meter(guts) he has,should i thump him a bit?)

Rekha : (giggles) (the highly irritating giggle,felt like thumping Manja a bit for making me suffer that)

              

"bido avnu swalpa mental,mathe yavaga pani puri kodstya,gift kodthini andidde,kotte illa?"

(Forget him,he's a bit mental,so when are buying me pani puri again,you had told that you would bring me a gift also,you still havent)

Manja : (seemingly angry but maintaining his composure) "Kodthini darling,nan chinnu alva ninu?,koddhe irtina?"

(I will give darling,aren't u my baby doll?will i not give you?)

And suddenlly i guess someone in her family came to her room.The call ends and Manja starts hurling abuses

Manja : "Nodya sisya,bari ide aythu ivaldu,pani puri ,dress,nandu hidkondu yelodhokke sari aythu ival ajji"

(Did u see disciple,shes interested only in this,pani puri,dress,knows how to empty my wallets,thats all)

Manja had still not gotten over Pooja,she was his first bird also as a matter of fact.

We reached Majestic,and the mass hero before getting down slightly combed his hair and wore his fake ray ban glasses(in the night !!!!).

I thought  - " what style this guy has,we want to always be this good boy/girl,and look at him- so massy,so casual,and he had two girls to show for all his antics.What the hell had i got for being a good guy?.Look at this fellow.Girls just dig him,man one day i wish i can become like him"

And so saying i got down.I wished that Manja would get his Pooja someday because this was clearly "pure laaave"

Hope u folks also wish the same for the couple.